my name is Wampus! :) she/her‚ 19art blog: @ wampusart
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my grandma died (a while ago) and we were going through her old photo albums today and we got to one album and my uncle was like “oh that’s the woman your grandma had an affair with” and apparently that’s a thing that happened and that I just gotta accept I’ll never know anything else about
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I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 2 Poll 7
Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2
Mari Datuin — Hi Nay
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Never kill yourself. cider on the beach awaits you, trust
#wampus rambles#xoxo way too drunk for 5pm me ily#to be fair there was a brewery right there what was I supposed to do
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some hot glenn as propaganda for the sexiest podcast character tournament GLENN CLOSE SWEEP 💥💥💥💥
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it’s that time again folks! collect your buttons/stickers/what have you as you go [vote for glenn] over at @sexiestpodcastcharacter !!!
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it’s that time again folks! collect your buttons/stickers/what have you as you go [vote for glenn] over at @sexiestpodcastcharacter !!!
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gonna start reblogging my (very clearly) art with “OH MY GOD, NOT A PHOTOGRAPH, IT’S ART!!! GO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG NOW!!!!”. hell I’ll start reblogging drawings of stick figures with that. why are we ranking art genres in general and more importantly why do we not consider photography art
#wampus rambles#this is a nothing post but I could go on and on about how people value photorealism above all else
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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 1 Poll 2
Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2
Madge Stallion — Fawx & Stallion (with art by @acornzest)
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a post-109 chip who gets very, very used to avoiding casual touch. a new acquaintance goes for a handshake and he steps back to let jay take the lead. he shrugs off gillion’s hand on his shoulder before either of them can register the too-empty space of chip’s shrunken shoulder under his coat. dancing out of the way of an ecstatic ollie the first time he makes it back to zero. sheepish laughter. don’t know if that’s the best idea, bud. no, it’s not a big deal. i’m just — y’know what, i’ll tell you later. we’ve got huge news right now. real big pirate stuff. gentle fingers reach up to brush across the scruffy skin of chip’s jaw and he turns his face away just before they make contact, bitter smile. i’m not what you think i am. trust me, you don’t want to find out.
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i love scrolling my own blog narcissus at the pond style it’s so fun
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he will forget. they all will forget. you serve a purpose greater than you realize. stick to the script.
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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
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This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted
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