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my favorite genres of men:

- my poor little meow meows

- dangly earrings

- hes bi but no one wants him

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*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

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the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

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Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

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This website would be so funny in the death note universe I think some of you guys would be really pro Kira

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I hate still questioning my sexuality, I'm starting to think I really only like male attention from being taught to seek it out but don't actually like men and am actually lesbian :) but I've never been with a girl so I just don't know ?

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Just sitting in the spring sun//

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“She loves to PLAY with (not eat) cherries 🍒” 

(Source)

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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

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I just realized I've always dressed grunge, never thought I had a particular fashion sense but that's what it is, neat!!!!

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OH MY GOD

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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

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After the previous post, it’s only a matter of time before someone feels the need to say something silly about what constitutes a wizard, so I figured I’d head this one off at the pass and present this handy guide to differentiating a beach Witch from a beach Wizard.