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Hot take of the day: a worrying number of leftists are actually just Evangelical Christians with the serial numbers filed off

The world is sinful a capitalist hellscape but we just have to wait until the Second Coming the Revolution happens when everything will be magically fixed. Any attempt to make actual progress makes you a lukewarm Christian liberal anything less than the Apocalypse the Revolution (which we are forever waiting for btw) is completely useless . Also consuming certain media or makin certain lifestyle choices is sinful and unchristian bad praxis.

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truly nothing worse than being exposed to the opinions of fucking idiots. if you don't understand the catcher in the rye you should probably just give up now.

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do not have the energy to block these bots anymore. hey girlies do you enjoy literary fiction?

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alright. favorite book u read in 2022 AND…if ur feeling spicy…LEAST favorite book u read in 2022. let’s go.

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Ralph Foody on the set of “Angels With Filthy Souls,” the fictional gangster movie seen in Home Alone. circa 1990.

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Luke Skywalker in that dirty ass cantina in a new hope 

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i don’t know what a boat is

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i love being a big fat craven pacifist. no i do not secretly want to fight in a war.

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i seriously block everyone on here. someone makes a joke i don't think is funny i block them.

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why do i keep getting posts from maybe the most annoying person on tumblr recommended to me. did they pay the algorithm.

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me, home alone at three in the morning: hmmm what should i watch??

me:

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i love to boo i love saying 'get the faaark outta heeeeya'

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cop shows are like "dammit! we would have caught babyeater mike by now if people didn't have rights,"