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eur....

EUREKA!!!!!!!!!!

IVE DONE IT!!!! (i am swirling a glowing green cask) MWAHAHAHAGAHA!!!!!

I PIECED TOGETHER LORE FOR A LORE COMPLIANT CANON DIVERGENT FANFICTION OF MY BLORBOS!!!! WAIT TILL THEY HEAR ABOUT THIS BACK AT THE LAB!!! (i text my friends who know absolutely nothing about my blorbos and are actively sexualizing a man I know nothing about) OH MY NAME IS GOING IN THE HISTORYBOOKS!!!

this post takes place in a iniverse where ao3 is called the history books and fanfiction is glowing green liquid

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oh im a fucking goon

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

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the retail store?

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

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BILL NYE PHOTOGRAPHED BY SELA SHULONI FOR TIME OUT

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I think you should legally disclose if something is ai just like how you legally have to disclose if something is an ad

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I am so lucky to have crossed paths with you in this lifetime

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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theatre kids of tumblr. reblog this with that one role you know you’d be good for but you’ll never get

for me it’s hermes from hadestown. also maybe skimbleshanks but i think i could get that one if local theatre group did cats.

wow you guys LOVE this post i’ve gotten like 10 notes in the past ten minutes. i’d like to add that i would make an AMAZING orpheus because my range is the same and also i play guitar. unfortunately they do not love the concept of orpheus being a transmasc teenager. so

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i dont remember installing this mod

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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

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God I miss Rumarin

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Actually Paarthurnax, I would climb all this way for tinvaak with an old dovah.

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Actually Paarthurnax, I would climb all this way for tinvaak with an old dovah.

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Actually Paarthurnax, I would climb all this way for tinvaak with an old dovah.

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IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA

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Vampires cannot consume bread, ham, and then cheese, specifically in that order. If they do, they will explode.