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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Bob's Burgers as Vines 🍔

I hope this makes someone smile :)

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you tried, Light…

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

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If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

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edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

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I just woke up from a dream that there was a 90′s horror movie simply called, for some reason, “International Waters.” The plot of the movie was three people trying to escape a partially flooded, capsized cruise ship as they’re chased by a murderous, swimming newborn baby because according to this film if a baby is born directly into seawater it unlocks ancient prehistoric survival instincts. One of the three people had actually given birth to the baby like right when the boat flipped over but she was really nonchalant about the whole thing like “well of course he’s going to kill us he’s a baby in seawater” looking at the other 2 like they were idiots for not knowing. I don’t know how it could kill people but the baby had black voids for a mouth and eyes, it was lightning fast in the water and it could speak full sentences in a child voice though I couldn’t make out anything it said.

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Solar eclipse today, you know what that means

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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i got a tattoo of robin this week and now i talk to it like this