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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
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Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!
tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*
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this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching
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murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
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