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The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

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hey guys can we stop doing this

i know pitaya dragon and sorbet shark dont really get projected onto but theyre nonbinary so stfu

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I grew fond of him so fast I just needed to get this out of my system right away.

I felt so bad having to keep the truth away from him, PLEASE SETH'S BROTHER PLEASE LET ME TELL HIM THE TRUTH PLEAAAAASE.

Extra:

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colors and emotions (do you allow yourself to feel)

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"I am going to be a wishing star all of Cookiekind!"

"Aren't magic and music basically the same thing?"

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Star Grape Cookie

A student at Parefaedia Institute.

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eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

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eternal sugar was very lucky her ancient was hollyberry: a compilation

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"To live is to be known and remembered by others."

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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i think max-ernest has a deep deep hate for the now you see me movies because they "misrepresent stage magic" and "show tricks that are impossible in real life without cgi". but also i do think he has a soft spot for them because he wants to be the overcompetent genius asshole jesse eisenberg character despite being too nice to be an asshole and too much of a mess to be competent more than 50% of the time

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no evil

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I think im hilarious

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i think it's a cultural thing. Something about their death being honored and useful. because during the dark cacao kingdom episodes, Dark Cacao himself mentions something about it (being honored in that area with teh tombs that surrounded his sword.) It's not just caramel arrow, it's probably cultural.

the area as well, I imagine has a lower life expentancy than say other kingdoms just due to the climate and the sea made of actual monsters.

Warrior of the years, Dark Cacao better give her a raise.

But seriously there are parts of Caramel Arrow that make me a little nervous, what did you say about wanting to die on the battlefield ? How about die of old age in a comfortable bed, in a warm home and possibly surrounded by children and grandchildren.

I even have a funny thought that Caramel Arrow is a more sanity version of Black Forest and loves the kingdom instead of the witch. After all, the gap between Devotion and Obsession is very thin.

I wonder if I'm overreacting ? Is it normal for a loyal warrior to wish to die on the battlefield ?

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Teaching Hector about her namesake

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no evil