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Evelynn: Yesterday, I tried to share my feelings with Akali. I gave her a cake that said, "I love you" on it.

Kai'sa: Aww, cute. How did it go?

Evelynn: She saw it and said, "Aww, I love you too, cake".

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Akali: I'm strong!

Sivir: If you're strong, then can you carry all the groceries into the house from the car in one trip?

Akali:...

Sivir: That's right, you can't, girly girl.

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Kai'sa: I’m going to bed. It’s been a long day.

Akali: You've only been up for three hours.

Kai'sa: That's long enough.

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Pizza Delivery Sivir: Hocus Pocus, There's pizza on your Focus! *yeets pizza slice through the window and onto the Ford Focus car *

I will just leave this here xD

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Ahri:[Laying down, eyes closed.]

Kai'sa: Is she alright?

Akali: She's sleeping.

Evelynn: She's dead.

Ahri, opens eyes: Fuck you, Eve.

Evelynn: Aw, darn. She's alive.

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@evelynndarling6769​ ummm taskete

Akali: I ate ten bowls of spicy ramyun.

Sivir: Are you okay?

Akali: Mentally, yes. Physically, my ass is going to be pissed at me.

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Lmfaoooo favv one xdd

Pizza Delivery Sivir: Hocus Pocus, There's pizza on your Focus! *yeets pizza slice through the window and onto the Ford Focus car *

I will just leave this here xD

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@evelynndarling6769 no, I'm too weaaaak

Evelynn: I want to be swept off my feet.

Akali:[Lifts Evelynn]

Akali:[Drops Evelynn in 0.5 seconds]

Evelynn: Oh right, I'm too thicc.

Akali: N-NO I-I-I JUST WASN'T READY, LET ME TRY AGAIN!

Akali:[Lifts Evelynn]

Akali:[Drops Evelynn in 0.5 seconds]

Akali: I'M NOT WEAK, I SWEAR!

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Xddd

Ahri to Evelynn, texting [8:00]: Hey.

Ahri to Evelynn, texting [8:02]: Text me back, slut.

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HARLEY QUINN

by artist: (read signature)

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My part of Valentine’s day celebration for russian LoL-askblog Enjoy (i love these guys btw)

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K/DA Akali by JINWU _

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Alex Ross

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Just a meme

Evelynn: * whispering in Akali's ear * I'll speak French between your legs..

Akali: The hottest thing I've ever been told!!

Ahri: I'm just picturing somebody screaming bonjour at a penis.

Sivir: * mocking Fiora's acent * SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA! HOR HOR HOR! TITTY CROISSANTS!

Taliyah: *dying laughing * Titty croissants!! XDDD

Kai'Sa: none of you should ever be having sex!

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