sarah. sarcastically serious. don't pay attention to anything ive posted prior to 2018.
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Going out to buy cigarettes 12 hours after throwing away the last pack and vowing to never smoke again

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Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies…
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you have been visited by the Justin Of Good Sleeps! reblog with Sleep Tight Good Boy and you will have Good Sleeps
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I swear to God, if another old bat refers to thigh high socks as "slutwear" imma slap a bitch.
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My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s a crappy thriller.
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"Babe smell that? There's nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It's tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one..."
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I'm hollering this is the most painfully accurate masterpiece of a shitpost
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