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yes bro i am chopped. like fresh fruit on a summers day

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it’s one of those things that before reading the canon you’re like ‘Ok so this is such a Thing in sherlock holmes adaptations that there must be Something in the story to warrant it’ and then you actually read SCAN and you’re like. this literally could not be more clear cut. they have zero romantic chemistry. they reiterate throughout the story that holmes is not romantically interested in irene or women in general. they do not have a scene together where one isn’t in disguise. irene’s also happily married that’s kind of a big thing that happens in the story. where did we go wrong

Recently read the OG Scandal in Bohemia and Sherlock and Irene had no romantic relationship whatsoever. She's happily in love and married to her husband. A girlboss in her own right. Love that she outwitted Holmes. But it kinda bums me out that pop culture ships her with Holmes when she has her own love interest. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa queen you deserve so much better

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Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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bunny try not to be jealous of anyone interacting with raffles challenge: FAILED

(“the gift of the emperor”)

(mr. justice raffles ch. 1 + 2)

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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to take the blame

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OHHH MYYYY GODDD THW WAY SHERLOCK GETS WEAK IN THE KNEES SAVE ME

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*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

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explaining things nobody gaf about

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to take the blame

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yuri johnlock

what a great mind you have, anon