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Somebody take away the J-Novel club localizer's thesaurus. First, there was "sonambulism," which could have been simply referred to as "sleepwalking." Now there's "amanuensis," when they could have meant "scribe."
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Started watching Cobra Kai, and this whole show is so ridiculous when you remember that it's about two dudes in their 50s beefing over a local karate tournament from 30+ years ago. Like, yeah, Johnny's still a pathetic loser who doesn't even know what Facebook is, but Danny's a successful businessman with a family, and he's still feuding with his old high school bully!
#two petty manchildren beefing over a local competition#meanwhile Ali's just chilling offscreen with her husband
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I thought anglicised spellings of Irish and Gaelic names were already bizarre (I'm looking at you, Siobhán), but the Anglicisation of Chinese names and words is another can of worms. I'm not a professional linguist. How am I supposed to know that Cao Cao is pronounced like T'sao T'sao?
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The doctor goes to a Thai restaurant and orders a "dragon balls" dish, which the menu explicitly states is spicy.
>doesn't tolerate spicy foods and claims that the waiter would ask the chef to make a less spicy dish
>claims to have developed internal chemical burns after ingesting the dish
> The supervisor of the restaurant says that it's impossible to make a "mild" version of dragon balls because the chili is inside the balls
> Restaurant wants to subpoena her medical records
>Now the doctor has dropped her lawyer and is representing herself
You can be a doctor but still be an idiot.
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A man throws Molotov cocktails at people during a hostage remembrance march and says it's for Palestine, one week after 2 Israeli Consulate employees were murdered in cold blood.
CNN: IDK, is it really terrorism?
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Doctor Who Spoilers without context
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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Jinshi and the La Clan: Don't worry, we'll get you Maomao!
Maomao during her unexpected vacation:
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Going from a 2009 Chrysler to a 2025 Toyota hybrid is quite a jump.
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Spending my Saturday morning dealing with Car insurance.
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Great, now we're going to have people lusting after Maomao's cousin/brother because he has the same VA as Yuuri Katsuki.
#wait until they learn about his bizarre breeding ideology from the 5th VN#I hope it was a joke#the apothecary diaries#explaining the family dynamics in this series is fun
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Having so much fun with Oblivion Remastered on Game Pass that I broke down and bought it on Steam, damn you Todd Howard.
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If Maomao offered you a bao would you take it?
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What do you mean this wasn’t already policy
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