Independent based RP account for Kristoff Bjorgman from all things Frozen. Muse: 24 Mun: 29 she/ her, Danelle
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Hey there hi there ho there! I don’t know how active I will be, but I DID make a multimuse account (and yes, Kristoff is on it)
hope to see you all there!
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might be here for a bit while the hubs watches the #biggame
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Hans: Excuse me, I lost my fiance. Can I make an announcement?
Guard: Of course, sir.
Hans: [leans into mic] Goodbye, you little shit.
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wintersovereign:
“Any something in particular?” She maintained her casual tone and hopee it sounded natural. He was drawing this out. It was like torture watching him struggle. She was starting to worry this might not be good news.
“Because you can talk to me about anything. Good or bad. I’m here to support you in whatever you’re going through.”
Kristoff forced an exhale at Elsa’s words, feeling his shoulders relax under her calming presence. He knew she would be supportive - she’d alluded to marriage a handful of times. Of course, they’d all been under the guise of jokes, but he didn’t see any reason Elsa would be opposed. Except for the fact that he wasn’t nobility. But he shoved those thoughts aside, focusing instead on the positives.
“I wanted to talk to you about,” he paused once more, knowing as soon as he said it, there was no going back. “--about Anna.”
“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”
#v; official arendelle ice master and deliverer#elsa puts up with a lot and I commend her for that#elsa: youre here all the time you should just marry her#kristoff: hahahahah that's so funny! butareyouserious
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wintersovereign:
“I made time for you, so no.” A rare occurance to have her undivided attention, it speak to the value she places on their friendship. “Take a seat.” She does so herself and maintains her smile as she folds her hands in her lap.
“How was your day?” Maybe small talk will help. People like small talk. It makes them feel a connection. That’s what Lord Peterson taught her, at least. It seemed to work better for Anna than herself. “Did you find any interesting …ice?”
Small talk. Kristoff resisted the urge to laugh at the absurdity of the moment. Small talk had never been his thing: he was more of direct, to the point, sort of guy. He hadn’t realized just how much Anna had rubbed off on him since they’d met. But she had that effect on him. Just thinking of Anna brought a small smile to his face, calming his nerves ever so slightly. No matter how nervous he was, this was what he wanted. Anna was what he wanted.
“My day was fine,” Kristoff assured Elsa as he brushed her other questions aside. “I... I actually did want to talk to you about something.” His voice was still shakier than he liked, but he was at least able to make eye contact with Elsa, which he considered a significant step in the right direction.
“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”
#v; official arendelle ice master and deliverer#kristoff: I hate small talk#also kristoff: have you seen the sky today? talk about blue!
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Hans: Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Kristoff: He means no offense. I’m sure you bathe regularly.
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wintersovereign:
“On your palms?” She observes hom use his pants for a towel with a furrowed brow that relaxes with his nervous chuckle. He’s never appeared this intimidated before. This was important.
Elsa retrieves a handkerchief from her desk and offers it to him with a softer smile. “You have my undivided attention and time, so please, tell me what’s on your mind. Whatever it is, I won’t judge.”
Kristoff frowned slightly as he glanced down at his hands. He should have known it was no use trying to hide the truth from Elsa. Even though they had only known each other for a few years, she knew him better than anyone. He took the handkerchief and mumbled his thanks as he stalled for a few more seconds.
“Maybe-- maybe we should sit down,” he suggested, shifting his stance slightly. “Are you sure I’m not keeping you from anything?”
“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”
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I haven’t been year in ages and I don’t know what I need on xkit to make replies look normal sos
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wintersovereign:
“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”
“Scared? Wh-- why would you think I’m scared?” Kristoff replied, hoping his voice didn’t sound as shaky as it felt. “Moving ice blocks is hard work... Just because it’s winter doesn’t mean I can’t break a sweat!” He hastily wiped his palms against his pants before looking back at Elsa. “I just haven’t seen you in awhile. Busy week... wanted to stop by.” His voice trailed off with another unconvincing laugh.
“I’ve never made a man sweat before,” Elsa says with an amused smirk. “Are you really that scared to ask me a question? It must be a big one. Should I be seated for this?”
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I’m here.. but also not here, you feel me? I just missed people and writing so I am lurking hardcore.
I have mostly been doing writing on discord lately because I have more control over who I add/ I can avoid negativity. But I truly hope everyone is well and safe and healthy and happy.
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“ i wish i knew how to talk about it. ” “ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ” “ i don’t want to be alone anymore. ” “ i wish i could hate you. ” “ take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ” “ i need you to trust me. ” “ i missed/miss you. ” “ she/he won’t listen to me. ” “ let me do this for you. please. ” “ is there anything else you want to say to me? ” “ tell me something happy. ” “ promise me. ” “ i just want/wanted to help. ” “ let me explain. ” “ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ” “ i’m on your side. ” “ i’ve got your back, okay? ” “ please, tell me you have a plan. ” “ stay with me tonight. ” “ don’t go. please. ” “ i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ” “ talk to me. ” “ i did what i had to do. ” “ we can’t keep going on like this. ” “ i’m just tired. ” “ i’m scared. ” “ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it. ” “ it’s better to expect disappointment. ” “ hope is dangerous. ” “ i like seeing you smile. ” “ you look beautiful. ” “ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ” “ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ” “ i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up. ” “ have a drink with me. ” “ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ” “ you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ” “ can i help you? ” “ i thought you’d like this. ” “ do you wanna get out of here? ” “ walk with me? ” “ well, shit. ”
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Kristoff: Honeymaren is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat.
Kristoff: Unless the lesbian sheds, then I don’t know.
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𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄
‘ I feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening. ’ ‘ starting right now no one may go outside under any circumstances. ’ ‘ there’s something wrong about that but I can’t put my finger on what it is. ’ ‘ I just want us all to be together. separate houses, obviously. ’ ‘ well, the nightmare continues. ’ ‘ that is the nicest and only thing anyone has said to me in thirty years. ’ ‘ I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed. ’ ‘ that wasn’t my fault. I was texting. ’ ‘ I’m a naughty bitch. ’ ‘ obviously, earth is cancelled. ’ ‘ do you have a second to eat my farts? ’ ‘ first up, we fill his acoustic guitar with wet cat food. ’ ‘ it’s not real, and neither are you. ’ ‘ isn’t there someone else better you could ask? like literally anyone else? ’ ‘ that’s what I wrote? that’s meaningless. ’ ‘ I’ve definitely never seen the word ‘pants-tent’ used so many times. ’ ‘ now the thing I said right after we kissed will always be ‘hot diggity dog’! ’ ‘ like…. why? oh, and also…. how? ’ ‘ I once got lost on an escalator. ’ ‘ I am attractive, yes. ’ ‘ new ideas are gross. they sicken me. ’ ‘ in a nutshell, it slaps. ’ ‘ caring just seems like a lot of work. ’ ‘ I can’t high-five that! no matter how badly I want to. ’ ‘ she makes the bass drop…. in my heart. ’ ‘ I was dropped into a cave, and you were my flashlight. ’ ‘ send nude pics of your heart to me. ’ ‘ are ghosts racist? ’ ‘ I am returning my damn essence to the damn fabric of the damn universe. ’ ‘ I thought you were at least gonna pretend to fight me on that, but whatever. ’ ‘ no offense, but you’re being a real smooth-brain right now. ’ ‘ I’m going to…. start crying. ’ ‘ hi. shut up. I’m confident now. ’ ‘ I’m gonna do the evil speech now. ’ ‘ you got dreams in life? that’s lit. ’ ‘ I have a question for you: are you out of your damn mind? ’ ‘ you’re like the pam anderson boob-motorcycle of people. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta chuck a Moltov cocktail at a drone and see what happens. ’ ‘ I hope my early successes make up for the mess I’ve become, like facebook, or america. ’ ‘ to be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right. ’ ‘ I’m gonna go eat a knife. ’ ‘ screw this! let’s fight! ’ ‘ you really junked your jeans on this one, you butterface. ’ ‘ yeah, I have about a billion objections to this. ’ ‘ you haven’t responded to any of the dank memes I’ve sent. ’ ‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick. ’ ‘ it’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack! ’ ‘ well, I’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities: yes and no. ’ ‘ take it sleazy. ’
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How Does Your Muse React/Feel When...
😇- They are given praise 😰- They get scolded 🙇- They meet someone new and first impressions are good 👺- They meet someone new and first impressions are bad 🙌- They see their best friend 👿- They see their worst enemy ☺️- They see a friend 💅- They see a rival ❣️- They see their crush ♥️- They see their boy/girlfriend 💍- They see their spouse 🚸- They see their children 👪- They see their family (specify if desired) 💮- They get asked to hang out 💐- They get asked out on a date 💔- They get stood up/broken up with 💎- They win a huge reward 🎁- They are given a gift they like 💣- They are given a gift they dislike 🎎- They find a long lost possession of theirs 💵- They see something on sale for a bargain price 🗑- They see something that is being given away for free 📍- They narrowly escape a perilous situation 🚪- They hear someone knock on their door 📱- Someone asks to borrow their phone
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Extremely Exhausted Starters Part 2
“You’re nodding off… hey, come on, you need sleep.”
“I can’t… you’re going to have to carry me.”
“Hey, you passed out. Do you remember what happened?”
“No more today, you’re at your limit.”
“I’m can’t move… I’m too tired…”
“You’re starting to ramble, you need rest.”
“What was that over there…? Did you say something?”
“Nap… please? Nap with me?”
“My subconscious isn’t exactly allowing me to get some damn sleep.”
“I can’t lift it without shaking…”
“You’re too weak to stop me from stopping you.”
“I don’t even have the energy to be defiant… I must be messed up.”
“Standing up is about all I can do.”
“You can tell me all about how tired you aren’t while I carry you to bed.”
“It’s been three days… does it make sense now?”
“Whatever you need me to do so you’ll stop and rest, I’ll do it.”
“Don’t force my hand. This is your last chance to stop yourself.”
“Your health is deteriorating. Take a break or I’ll make you.”
“You’re wrong, I’m fine. I know I’m fine… I’m fine…”
“Telling yourself that you’re okay doesn’t make it true. We need to get you safe and rested.”
“Yes, you did it and you’re alive, shut up. I was worried half to death you idiot!”
“Tired enough for cuddling huh…”
“You shush… shhh… shhhhuuushhh…”
“Oh great bed rest warden, may I be allowed freedom from my prison today?”
“You’re shaking, and sore. I can see the exhaustion in your eyes.
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Encouragement Starters
“You’re a hell of a lot stronger than you think.”
“I know you can handle it, but please be careful.”
“It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”
“You can cry. I won’t look.”
“Come here. It’s okay to cry. Just let it out.”
“Come on, sit down. Tell me what’s wrong. We’ll figure it out.”
“Don’t worry. It’s gonna be over soon, and we’ll go home.”
“You’re gonna do awesome. You’ve got this.”
“You’re doing great. Keep going.”
“Relax. You’re doing really well. You’re almost done.”
“I know you get this a lot, but you really are beautiful.”
“That— looks really amazing on you.”
“Wait, you made this? These are great.”
“Go on. I’ll be right behind you.”
“Lead the way. I’ve got your back, no matter what.”
“Are you kidding? You’re doing way better than you were!”
“I’m impressed. And that’s not easy to do.”
“I know you can be really hard on yourself— but I believe in you.”
“Stop fretting. You’ve been working your ass off. You’re gonna knock this outta the park.”
“How about this? When you succeed— which I know you will, I’ll take you out for dinner to celebrate.”
“Don’t worry. They’re gonna love you. You’ll see.”
“Just be patient. It’s all gonna work out. I promise.”
“You did the right thing. If anyone says otherwise, they’re gonna have to deal with me.”
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