Text
this person is very normal about tungsten.

1 note
·
View note
Text
thresher sharks
15K notes
·
View notes
Note
how many shonk do you intend to own 🦈
So many so so many so many sharks
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Winner of the Kiss a Shark Week Poll, it’s the Whale Shark!!!

The whale shark is the largest fish in the world! The largest confirmed individual had a length of 18.8 m (61.7 ft)!

The whale shark is found in open waters of the tropical oceans and is rarely found in water below 21 °C (70 °F). Studies looking at vertebral growth bands (like rings on a tree!) have estimated whale shark lifespans at 80–130 years!

Whale sharks are filter feeders as well! They feed almost exclusively on plankton and small fishes, and pose no threat to humans. In fact, divers often like to swim along side whale sharks since they are such gentle giants

Like human fingerprints, whale sharks have a unique pattern of spots which allow individual sharks to be identified.

Sadly, whale sharks are endangered due to the impacts of fisheries, by-catch losses, and vessel strikes as well as their later sexual maturity. These sharks are also hunted illegally for their fins, skin, and oil.

There are a few aquariums in the world that successfully keep whale sharks! These include the Georgia Aquarium in the US and the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan.

All in all, these sharks are massive, beautiful, and should be loved and appreciated like all other creatures, and they deserve a kiss from everyone <3
814 notes
·
View notes
Text
this is so important what color is this
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
i literally need wings i need to be able to fly it's actually killing me to stay on the ground any longer are there any shady secret experimental government labs in my area looking for test subjects
#DDD:#when i think about having wings#i feel phantom wings on my back#and then i get sad#bc i don’t actually have wings
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
love is stored in the Bonk
113K notes
·
View notes
Text
the trans yearning to have giant fucking wings
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
One iced latte with low-fat #mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm milk, please.
59K notes
·
View notes
Photo

I shared these guys individually in older posts, but here they are side by side (character line ups are always great). These Shark Dog watercolors were a lot of fun to create. I never realized how diverse sharks were in regards to size and shape…nature is pretty amazing.
Sharks featured: Basking shark, Thresher shark, Sand Tiger shark, Great White shark, Tiger shark, Hammerhead shark, Goblin shark, Horned shark, Whale shark, Frilled shark, Cat shark, and Megamouth shark
#sharks#my beloved#fr tho these guys are rlly cute <3#except the gaping maw that is the megamouth#but they’re just like that 24/7#i don’t think it’s possible to draw them cute
766 notes
·
View notes
Text
“trans people with object names” and “trans people with average names” is missing an untapped market of “trans people with seemingly average shorthand names for absolutely insane full names” for example. max short for Maxwell House Brand Coffee Filters
#my name is leo#short for ✨leonidas✨#because 1 i’m a dramatic bitch. and 2 i like mythology#and as a bonus#my middle name is arturo#bc it was gonna be my middle name if i was amab#and i needed an equally dramatic middle name
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways. Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.
Also they’re found family.
#that’s how it goes when anyone encounters#Leo^2#they learn that other leo unicycles#and so they think i’m the normal one#but surprise i collect bones and am obsessed w/ sharks
67K notes
·
View notes
Text



#coinpurse#my beautiful boy#also coinpurse uses they/them bc i said so#you think a bitch named coinpurse participates in the gender binary??#fuck no#also they’re a shark so why would they know anything about the gender binary#whale sharks#whale shark#shark#sharks
205 notes
·
View notes
Note
i have acquired a douglas®️ brand whale shark plushie. what should i name them?
also they are very cute and i 100% recommend folks go look at it (although i may be slightly biased due to my love for the big ol starry fellas)
- 🐋🦈
OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIM

AND APPARENTLY HIS MOUTH OPENS??? i might be in love.
name him
Coinpurse
299 notes
·
View notes
Text



#coinpurse#my beautiful boy#thanks to marinebiologyshitposts for the name#also coinpurse uses they/them bc i said so#you think a bitch named coinpurse participates in the gender binary??#fuck no#also they’re a shark so why would they know anything about the gender binary#whale shark#whale sharks#sharks#shark
0 notes
Text
i think wildlife presenters narrating predator and prey interactions should spice it up a little. give that terrified little mouse being circled by hawks a sword and see what happens.
12K notes
·
View notes