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the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)

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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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TINA MY TINA

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Lo-fi Sky Girl (2022)

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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hey wait i have a question. how attached to your name are you guys. like on a scale of “this name is perfect 4 me and i like it lots” to “if people didnt use a name for me i would not care/notice. if you called me by a completely different name for long enough id go by it” because im the second one but i remember a conversation w greass that was like oh huh! names r really important 2 me!

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SEE ME DOMINATE 'CAUSE IM POWERFUL AND GREA-EA-EAT

i listened "tricks up my sleeve" from equestria girls for for three hours in a row. anyway, have some boys (i missed schlatt)

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This might be my favorite submission so far

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CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

end ID.]

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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

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