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aaah... whhhy did he ead da bee

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

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yo lmao

i am alive somehow and have no ideas lets goo

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spamtong

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yeah basically sums up my feelings for spamtong

Toby Fox wrote a character who was so desperate to achieve success he gave away his agency to the only possibility he had to be somebody, alienating his former colleagues who ended up abandoning him out of jealousy, only for that person to desert him leaving him, with nothing to his name but a desperate hope, to be almost literally thrown in the trash whilst the oligarchy that turned its back on him the moment he ceased to be productive continued to profit from his merchandise, until he later finds a way to achieve the heaven he'd obsessively dreamt of by using a third party, thereby replicating the only power dynamic he knows in an attempt to be the controller rather than the controlled, only for the thing he had been chasing and praying after to not be enough to grant him anything but the despair of being a puppet on a string, a storyline which explores themes of religion, class struggle, and desperation in a deeply compelling way,

and he looks like this:

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my home page is filled with retro anime gifs and spamton g spamton and there's no in between

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HHHHEL

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HEPL

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i have a seriously crippling addiction to spamton g spamton

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i very much enjoy reposting deltarune shit sorry love yall

smells like rotting high heels

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ronal mcdonal :]

breaking news tumblr sexymen are actually just little goblins

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BAHAHAHAHAAHBASDBHASD

just. remembered that this morning i had a dream where neil cicierega became a huge fan of spamton and started writing songs about him and one of them was called "silly/sad little thing" and i vividly remember that one of the lyrics was "silly little thing when i pick you up and pet your behind all the stars in the world align" and there was a music video too where he just picked up spamton and put him over his shoulder like a baby and stroked him while spamton cried tears of joy but spamton looked like this

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HELP HAMBURGER

thinkin about how petite and holdable spamton is. hold him under the armpits like a cat. throw him against the wall and he will stickily peel down like those sticky hands

edit: i haven’t seen it yet but just in case. DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP. if you ship an adult with a minor youre nasty and if you ship spamton and kris get out of my sight <33333

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ABSOLUTELY

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okay but fnf tho??? i'm horrible at it but sheesh 🥵

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me, getting a few likes on my crackfics: wow i'm tumblr famous now

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international women's day!

to all the ladies/fem aligning people out there. today's your day. wear a dress. ignore that idiot. do whatever you want to do because you're beautiful no matter what