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shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once
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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
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Sometimes I think about the fact that one of my favorite free prose pieces I’ve read in the past few months was a review of Parasite by Bong Joon Ho
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are u like ok
went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”
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ppl on line who type shit like "hhhhhh" and ",,,,,," whatever are so sick in the head i hope your therapist puts you down
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This is about Joe fucking Biden I'm losing my mind
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haven’t used this in years but one of my old posts is popping off so what’s been good ?? 😳😳
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i think chris fleming understands what it means to be human more than anyone else
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