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Georgie Barker appreciation post. I’m constantly thinking about her. She has a cat. She loves shopska salad. She lets her ex from uni stay with her when he’s hiding from the cops. She hosts a kind of shitty podcast. She’s canonically bi. She accidentally starts a cult with her girlfriend. She’s incapable of feeling fear.

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deeply afraid to inform you all that the venn diagram for gravity falls and the magnus archives fans is a circle

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funniest person ever im telling you

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plays with him like a doll

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he thought they were sharing things about themselves

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when i tell you i was on the edge of my seat waiting for some gross body horror to make me gag like the last few episodes, only to hear Sam and Celia kiss, i just about busted a fucking lung

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Crack theory time: It's the same Helen. Basira is this universe's Basira, but Helen is TMA Helen doing her Helen thing. Acting just normal enough to be believable, but strange enough to make you question.

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celia smh did that knife even have a condom on it

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WWWHAHT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAAAAAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATRE YOU TALKING ABOUT. HHHHHHHELLO?????????

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yeah I've just found out that I'm indirectly responsible for several tragic deaths because my unbridled curiosity led me to accidentally release a beast from the rotting crypt of an abandoned building and I have done nothing but stoke that curiosity within me since... but how are youuuu? :3

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brainrot Alice eddition

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big fan of characters who think jon's whole situation is just not that big of a deal. yeah you're a monster but have you considered going to the club. thinking of daisy "you need to stop swanning around being all sad" and helen distortion's "do try to lighten up". listen I know you think you shouldn't be alive but can you at least be whismical with it

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[ID: A sketchy digital doodle comic of Sam and Alice from The Magnus Protocol. Sam is a fat man with curly hair, a mustache, and he's wearing a sweater. Alice is a skinny woman with shaggy hair, glasses, piercings, and she is wearing a hoodie. She is sitting at her desk and Sam is standing next to her. She looks up at him and says "Good. Probably not enough meat on you anyway. Barely a snack." The next panel shows Sam has shriveled to be abnormally thin and small with a "zwoop" sound effect. He is drawn worse here also. Alice's expression hasn't changed. end ID]

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just wanted to illustrate what happens in my head every time they bring up sam being thin. i KNOW it's canon but it's not canon in my Heart.

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they would have the craziest conversations

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i got that deer in me (watery brown eyes and the constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)