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* do you think cat mike gets jongled sometimes . do you think cat mike likes being jongled

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this is how the chapter 3 ending went right

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would it be funny if every "rouxls kaard x any utdr adult" ship was simultaneously true. he quit being the king's evil henchman slash boytoy after he was overthrown and put in jail to pursue the exact same career path with the queen instead. and can't forget to attempt to get together with your soon-to-be overlord slash lover's head butler as well, even though, or perhaps because, said butler absolutely hates your guts. oh yeah, and there was that fling with the court jester too where they both ended up hating each other, even though the jester wasn't even nearly that insane back then. and during his cyber world trip, he might also have formed a deep meaningful connection with that one weird desperate salesman in the dumpster and maybe kissed him as well. and wouldn't it be cool if he somehow ended up in a mirror universe and met a fabulous sexy robot tv star, who was apparently a human-extermination machine and in charge of like 80% of the entertainment there, so, close enough to being an evil ruler — at least compared to the land's ACTUAL ruler. rouxls kaard somehow manages to be the biggest slut in the dark world despite his negative twelve charisma and swagless bitchless demeanor. that's something.

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started homestuck recently. really like this little guy

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what the fuck this is canon

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Homer simpson

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Gex - Enter the Gecko (PSX) Join our community on //Discord// Support me on //Ko-Fi//

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go my krerdly

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prince4prince

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“alphy’s square glasses are inspired by john egbert” - something toby fox decided to say, for some reason

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Day 155. Fantasies

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favorite word?

demiurge

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number 1 guy of all time

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