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#chappell roan: 2, paparazzi: 0

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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"Imagine still posting fanart a whole year after the game came out" brother what are you talking about

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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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Star Shower~

Can't wait for it to rain again in California 😭

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on their clit like morse code

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just me and doggy (i love the block game (tm) )

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*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body

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What is tumblr trying to tell me

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“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

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this too shall pass

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reminder to self: one day it won’t bother you every night. one day it won’t even pass through your mind, not once.

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The only way to be immune to advertising is to be immune to communication, somehow. To be completely cut off from all the disparate ways that people influence your thoughts. That’s never going to happen, so the next best thing you can do is be aware of common advertising tactics, who they come from and how they work.

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what if the creepers were the previous generation of villager’s defense system that were replaced by the more advanced iron golems causing these units to be abandoned and left to rust and overgrown with moss

with the operating system deteriorating with time, these units no longer function properly, becoming a hunk of metal filled with explosive faulty electrical components wandering the earth, becoming a hostile mob themselves

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!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!