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how to summon me (quirkybrittany)
drink a potion made from wolfsbane, virgin blood, phoenix ash, feather of a fallen angel, 5mmol 2-phenylacetophenone dissolved in 50mL of acetonitrile, the fedora of a friendzoned guy and Hoenn fanboy tears.
use a sharpie to write XD all over ur face
form a circle and start chanting ‘bacon pizza skittles’ repeatedly
pray for randomness
proceed to follow quirkybrittany for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience
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trying to become friends with someone when ur both shy

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Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us
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