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every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause

air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason

logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason

public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason

We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON

FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF

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I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

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happy disability pride month i made this for insta but posting times dont matter here so yall get it first 😷💕 i sooo rarely see anyone talk abt covid safety in theatre which is wild bc long covid actually makes singing and dancing very hard u would think we'd be doing everything we can to avoid spreading that to everyone!! i hope we start a bigger conversation about accessibility and masks in theatre spaces. disabled performers i love u and u belong here and everywhere

newlevant's covid zine | mask blocs

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Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

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Problematic soda-consumption gap relationship

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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i know it’s years old at this point but fuck everybody who talked shit about saurfang and the old soldier cinematic. how could you not be psyched about seeing dranosh being mourned in 4k. angy cause invisible hasnt dropped yet arentcha

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sounds ranked from quietest to loudest

tissue paper rubbing together

someone chewing popcorn

snapping fingers

those little popping fireworks

corgi barking

ambulance siren

the cutscene that autoplays right after you kill Arthas

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arthas is the type of dude to say “why cant we have a STRAIGHT pride parade?”

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i love seeing a really big dick dps facetanking an absolute mountain of quest mobs and I kite more over to them and watch as they pulverize them for me. it’s like dropping fresh fruit into one of those industrial shredders. it’s like i’m a seagull dropping crabs onto a road and letting cars run them over before i go back and pluck the tender meat from the crushed shells. it’s like i’m throwing table scraps to a rabid dog

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LITERALLY scandalabra btw

denathrius x preminger

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several scenes in wow would have been a lot different if bolvar’s ingame model looked like how he looked in the comic

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I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.

Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.