swampthingfromhell
swampthingfromhell
Be soft
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Snail or Em. 28. They/them pronouns please. Lesbian. Fat. Vegan/vegetarian. Autistic. My furby blog is furbiefreckles abt / face / happy
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swampthingfromhell · 21 days ago
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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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the inevitable conclusion
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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Mutuals who I don't know very personally yet I am holding a sugarcube out in my hand in the hopes that you will approach me like the noble horse
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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cabaret is about how fun cabarets are. parade is about how fun parades are. ragtime is about how fun ragtime is. chicago is about how fun chicago is. hello dolly is about grief.
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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*person who has rich parents* you can do like anything you want in this world you can literally drop out of highschool and go to Europe for a decade and come back to build a family and start a small business but it's like you have to want it you can't just expect things to come to you without you putting the work in
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swampthingfromhell · 25 days ago
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Rata Forest in New Zealand
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swampthingfromhell · 1 month ago
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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Just spent all day rehearsing asking my southern boomer dr to prescribe me T and making a mental power point and going in ready to fight and then when I brought it up he didn’t even look up from his computer and said ‘ok sure I can do that.’ And then when I recounted this tale to my family my mom was like ‘oh yeah :) he has a trans daughter we talked about it last time I went and saw him :)’ Like girl. You couldn’t? Have told me that? Earlier???
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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Let's laugh on mama
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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let’s be spherical with mama
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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idk what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it with hairy pits and no bra
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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hot ones but for gnomes where it's just slices from increasingly tart apples
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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swampthingfromhell · 2 months ago
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