swampy-witch

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im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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I’ve seen the way you blog. Something ain’t right. Let’s be friends

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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i can SEND DEMONS back to THE FADE with my GLOWY HAND but I can’t SWIM

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Just remembering the time @confusinglyamusingly took me to a disused former nuclear bunker in Essex for my birthday and we saw the most ominous fucking sign I’ve ever seen in my life

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-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

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Sephiroth: "Give in to despair. Nothing can save you." Vincent: "I'm not the one who needs saving..."

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June 14, 2025 - ICE throws gas at anti-ICE protesters in Portland, Oregon, who immediately put a traffic cone on it to contain the gas, and then use boards to help fan the gas back at ICE. [video]

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it