Once upon a time there was a tumblr user that went by the username 'swanproblems'. One day she decided to make an advice blog and voila; swanhelpsyourproblems was born! I'm willing to talk to you about anything and everything. I will help you out and give you the best advice possible but itll probably be p bad advice that you shouldnt follow nono. You can call me Jack, Serene, or Swan. :)
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I feel bad because I get so jealous on this site. I love tumblr, but I always see people help out others, and it pisses me off because when I am sad and when i cut myself there is no one there for me! When I call for help i get ignored or i lose followers!! and yet i see ppl get messages that say "you'll be ok" or "i love you" but no one loves me? Iunno, it makes me mad, at myself and sad cuz i shouldnt be like this...wats wrong with me?
Yeah I totally understand that. I feel that sometimes too. If you need, come talk to me and I'll give you advice! There's nothing wrong with you man
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Ok so this is my 1st time trying to do this, and well second but iunno. I am very nervous. I am afraid to tell ppl my problems. I feel like every1 wants to 1 up me. But i feel like I can trust u :). I have been living off of caffeine for 3 months. I took a break on it when I went back to the states, but ever since I start school and work again it has been just AMP and espresso. I can feel it ruining my life. I am always shaking & grinding my teeth. I just feel like i need it. whatshould i do?
Just slowly cut down. Replace one cup of coffee w one glass of water and so on and so forth. Have another beverage at hand at all times to distract yourself from coffee. Good luck!
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I am really new at certain things so I apologize if I come off as an idiot, or an asshole. (sorry for cussing) So if I am born female, but also has a desire to be male, but likes both girls and boys (only for personality and not sex) is there a word for that? Like all my friends think that its called "Not sure of what you want".
Sexuality and gender are two different things. Gender is who you identify as, and sexuality is who you like. You're gender would probably be transgendered if that's what you relate to, and sexuality either bi/pan/homo or hetero flexible/ect
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I asked a question yesterday about the master-bating thing. Is it ok for someone to do that? Like does it make me dirty or a bad person? Why do I keep doing it?
It doesn't make you a dirty or bad person. It feels good. A lot of people do it, most people in fact. Embrace yo sexuality
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I'm a girl about 18 and I just tried to masterbate. And I can't stop thinking about it. Is there something wrong with me?
NO NO NO. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG W MASTURBATION. DO IT ALL DAY EVERYDAY GURLFRAn
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this blog has been absolutely dead so please send me your advice related stuff!
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Thank you for deleting the things I asked you to<3 it really means a lot to me. I can't describe how much I appreciate it and how much I appreciate you taking the time out of your life to help others. You're an amazing person. Have a wonderful day c:
No problems sweets! That means a lot to me! You have a wonderful day, too! Come talk to me anytime you like xx
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Hey, so i recently turned my blog into a Healing Blog. So like an advice blog only with a healing motive. Would you be able to post this and let your followers know? :)
^^^ :) xx
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Hey so I rolled my car back February. The police and paramedics said it wasn't my fault and that we were super lucky no one died or was seriously hurt. But I've been having issues sleeping since and I feel guilty every time my roommate (she was slightly hurt in her shoulder) says her shoulder hurts. I know she isn't doing it to make me feel guilty but I do. And my friends keep telling me to visit a therapist but I don't want to cuz in my head it means I'm broken. (Stupid mentality I know..) help
Don't feel guilty. End of story. Accidents happen to good people, you don't need to feel guilty. They all understand
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When my ex and I broke up, he was always threatening me, blackmailing me and fighting with me. He also always threatened suicide, and after a while I gave up telling him not to and instead told him to delete all our messages and the nudes he had of me so that when they go through his phone no one would find anything. He never killed himself, and I don't think I ever really believed he would but I can't forgive myself for practically letting him die. I needed to get it off my chest.
99.99% of the time when people say "I'll kill myself if *dumb manipulative reason here*!" That's a sure fire way to know they're abusive, manipulative fuckwads. Suicide is a serious issue and when people stay stuff like that just to guilt trip someone it boils my fucking blood. Dont blame yourself. I'm Glad you got outta that one.
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So the girl I have had feelings for finally told me she loves me. This is great for me but also awful at the same time. Anything dealing with relationships and even touches or anything intimate scares me. She knows this and tries her best to not push it but she loves to cuddle and hug. I've tried pushing past it but when I start actually thinking about it and all I freak out. How can I fix this?? I want this to work!!
I guess just take baby steps. A lot of people are uncomfortable with stuff like that. She'll understand. All relationships have issues
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Me and my best friend like each other and we were playing truth or dare and he dared me to kiss him. Im a pansexual, but also Im not fond of much physical contact with males. I dont exactly knows what that makes me, but If it was a girl, I'd have no problem with it. Im not sure why its different. He also has a girlfriend, but says since its a dare it doesn't count. I think that's partially true, but I feel that since we have feelings for each other its different. Idk if Im nervous or not ready.
Don’t kiss someone who’s in a relationship, first off. Secondly, if you guys get together but then break up, it'd ruin your friendship. So, if you're both ever single and you're willing to risk that, I guess just go for it
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I got my hair cut a couple of months ago to a short pixie. My dad keeps on calling me names. Does he understand that I get called JB all day at school. 'Queer' 'faggot' 'bitch' does he know? Telling him to stop does nothing. Fuck me
Ah fuck them pixie cuts are adorable. As long as you like your hair, that's all that matters. Plus, hair grows.
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trigger warning just in case anyone reads this: i just relapsed after three months keeping clean and i feel guilty. any adice?
No use feeling guilty hon. It's big you made it three months! Relapse is always part of recovery. Always. Good luck and know you can always come talk to me
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My family always makes fun of my self harming and eating distorter. They know how much it hurt when I did it. I told him to lay off but he isn't. Help?
Stand up to them bc that's unacceptable. If they don't stop, just know its not against you; it's for them. They're just being dicks and you deserve better. Don't let me get to you sweetie, you can always come talk to me if you like
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So I have anxiety and ADHD and I find it hard to do my homework. I can have a panic attack just thinking about it. I've been sick for a while, so I have makeup work. I have 3 projects and my teacher is giving me one day to do them all and she isnt allowed to do that. She's the teacher that I am most comfortable with and she told me I was wrong and being sick was my problem. Everytime I even think about it I cry. I'm crying over homework more than every other day and I don't know what to do.
She can't possibly expect you to do all that in a day, she's an idiot if she does. Don't worry about it hon, she'll come to her senses I'm sure
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