they/them, 21, lesbian, probably autistic, makes bad jokes, will not shut up :)
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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I'm very normal about the second and third statements in particular
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scketch from my scktch book that i passed on digital
i was just thinking how phoneix has a great poker face, while edgheworth is transparent enogh that kay can basicly read his mind
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We should get a point for having a team name and team spirit... and we've lost every team task so far.
STEVIE MARTIN Taskmaster 19.8
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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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Silly rimmer doodle thingy i drew over for an edit :3
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just watched episode 3. could transition have saved her
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