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“Lord Byron gets up at two. I get up, quite contrary to my usual custom … at 12. After breakfast we sit talking till six. From six to eight we gallop through the pine forest which divide Ravenna from the sea; we then come home and dine, and sit up gossiping till six in the morning. I don’t suppose this will kill me in a week or fortnight, but I shall not try it longer. Lord B.’s establishment consists, besides servants, of ten horses, eight enormous dogs, three monkeys, five cats, an eagle, a crow, and a falcon; and all these, except the horses, walk about the house, which every now and then resounds with their unarbitrated quarrels, as if they were the masters of it… . [P.S.] I find that my enumeration of the animals in this Circean Palace was defective … . I have just met on the grand staircase five peacocks, two guinea hens, and an Egyptian crane. I wonder who all these animals were before they were changed into these shapes.”

— Percy Bysshe Shelley on the lifestyle of Lord Byron (via timemarauder)

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Q: Tell us how you dealt with loneliness after moving to a fairly secluded place on a beach of Pelican town?

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now that workin boys is out

yall-

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ted finally surviving a timeline was not on my bingo card for today but boy am i happy abt it

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Joey as Steve ( a workin' boy )

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Joey as Steve ( a workin' boy )

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"hiya Duke"

"Huh- Hello.. Miss Holloway"

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO HEYA DARLIN I HATE THIS AND YEAH I IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I ALREADY KNEW WHERE THIS WHOLE THING WAS HEADED CAUSE I SAW THE HATCHETFIELD HALLOWEEN PARTY AND I SAW THE LITTLE SUMMARY THING BUT WHAT THE FUCK

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hello i haven’t posted here in a while and i’m in the mood for messy sketches of husbands :) and a bonus :)))))

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn’t know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad’s connections. The 26 year old barista couldn’t complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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how?? just how?

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Immortalizing this video on Tumblr because it’s just so silly. The Ted hair, Joey’s dancing, Curt’s voice breaking from laughing, it’s all so delightful

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oh yeah guys we are fully in Ted Territory

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on my way to marry him one day