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THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

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sans and toriel are sooo funny but if i had just had the second worst day of my life and came home to my mother (who i assumed was in grave danger) drunk dancing with the weird guy who owns the local convenience store i think i’d do something heinous

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So, Merg did a no hit on the Knight…

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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Carolknight is a hilarious theory because yeah this is a grown-ass woman with a house and a job aurafarming on her daughter's girlfriend

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playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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krusie sunday best ⛪️

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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thinking abt a kindergarten au...

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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🕵🏻‍♂️ 👣

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two little dreemurrs jumping on the couch

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the cage, with human soul and parts!