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Here is Deltaswap Spamton.

I referenced  @swapspam‘s version of Deltaswap Spamton

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*gives spamton a picture the original spamton * how does this make you feel

* Why do you want me to look at [Candid Photos] of myself? This is a [Homemade Storefront], not a therapy session. * Do you at least plan on [BUY]ing something, [Dear Sponge]?

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Has there been any big incidents that happened the past few months?

* Nothing disastrous, [Dear Sponge], I can assure you. But if it's gossip you're looking for, go find Survey. They almost know the ins-and-outs of this [Homemade Storefront] better than I do! Almost. * I'm a little preoccupied with restocking the [OBJ=B.SHOT BOWTIE] at the moment. Is there anything else I can [HELP] you with or will that be all?

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What would you trade for a glimpse of Heaven? Or for just one day in the Light World?

* Well, I can certainly put this on the list of "things I never expected to be asked so bluntly" hah . . . . * But to answer your [Question!]. I have a duty to serve my [[Queen]], and everyone here desperately needs me, without my administration this [Free Real Estate] would fall apart at the seams. I'm simply too busy to chase pipedreams right now, [Dear Sponge]. * And . . . . Speaking from experience. [H E A V E N] is a scam. So, in short, I think that's going to be a solid [NO] from me. * Sorry, [Dear Sponge], I really got ahead of myself there. Can I [HELP] you with anything?

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KIND OF A MILF. REBLOG

YEAAAAAH

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kind of a milf. reblog.

(im so fucking sorry udsghr)

Say It With Your Whole Chest Mizu

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HELLO THERE [DEAR CUSTOMER] FOR THE EASY PAYMENT OF [9.99] YOU CAN RESEVD [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], SO TAKE THE DEAL?

DEAL NO DEAL

* I'm [The One! The Only!] who makes the [SWEET DEALS] around here, [Dear Sponge], not you. Stop impersonating me when I was younger.

[NO DEAL]

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Make a nice little mmmmmmmmmmmm dish outta the birb

* WHAT

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NICE

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yea i sell them. neopronouns. ya want a pair or two?

* No thank you, [Dear Sponge]. I'm quite happy with my current pronouns.

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*shoves a blanket and hot chocolate in spamtons arms* go out and give this is swatch who is most likely living in a dumpster NOW

* And why can't [You! Yes! You!] do it If you're so concerned about them [Living In A Goddamn Garbage Can?] * The last time I saw them I almost got my eyes pecked out, so I don't think they'd take me showing up unannounced very well. Sorry, [Dear Sponge].

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There’s a weird little bird by a dumpster.

* And? What do you want me to do about it?

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abso fuck3n lutely p4lly.

it's not like i dont have enough money

i really like bowties :3

* . . . . Ok. I'll place the order for you then. It should arrive to your location in about [[1 WEEK]]. * Since you've slapped a wad of [[KRO- cash on the counter I'll just take that as payment. It'll certainly cover the cost of restocking.

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Do you have to deal with ne'er do wells trying to infiltrate your storefront very often? I heard there was an incident a while back.

* I've dealt with some [Sponges] trying to shoplift but never anyone successfully breaking into [Employees Only Zones]. Any potential burglars never got very far before being caught and . . . . banned from the [Free Real Estate].

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*cartwheels in* oh shit you sell big shot bowties?? *slaps moneis on counter* ill t4ke your 3ntire st0ck.

* That is . . . a lot of bowties, [Dear Sponge]. Are you absolutely sure you want the [Entire Product]? [Terms and Conditions may Apply].

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Is there a copy of your glasses I could buy? I think they look cool.

* They are not for [SALE] unfortunately. Sincerest apologies, [Dear Sponge]. Perhaps there's something else that could [Catch Your Eye?]. Our [[BIGSHOT]] bowties are very high quality.

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Oh thank god you’re normal and not use pop ups or anything weird to attack me.

* Thank you, [Dear Sponge]? I think?