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Hi!!!! Your V is so cool and your art about him too! ✨ Do you have a refsheet page for him by any chance?

GAH TYSM!!😭❤️❤️ I need to make an official ref sheet for my boy but here’s the closest thing I have to one XD

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lookin' for a good time...or just plain trouble?

dug this photo out of my drafts bc im not sure why i haven't posted it (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) but here we are!!

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Enemies to “I found you while hurt and had to take care of you and in your vulnerable state I saw a side of you I’ve never seen before” to lovers

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

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An old incredibly self-indulgent drawing that I’m allowing to see the light of day

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Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

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that being said i will throw myself to shart now. boy meets girl in alien spaceship but the girl is going through the deadliest case of catholic guilt ever recorded and the boy just used his innate wisdom from being a furry to learn how to talk to corpses.

wound up friendzoning gale cus the vibes of the druid tav i made didn’t fit for his romance route

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

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months of pining for him and when it came down to it i click to stay friends like a clown. a fool. the stars weren’t aligned.

wound up friendzoning gale cus the vibes of the druid tav i made didn’t fit for his romance route

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wound up friendzoning gale cus the vibes of the druid tav i made didn’t fit for his romance route

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral