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i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy

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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine

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Harrow says she made Gideon be silent because she thinks Gideon would immediately give it away that she isn’t actually a cav which is true but I think there were three other equally important reasons;

Gideon would say something insulting towards Harrow and Harrow would insult her back, this would eventually devolve into a really stupid argument that uses very specific personal insults because they’ve both been thinking of the insults since the last time they argued. Harrow didn’t want this to happen because Harrow usually ‘loses’ these arguments because Gideon always ends up saying off the wall shit that make Harrow just punch her with bones

Gideon might say something SO dumb accidentally, see when she didn’t know how the sun worked, and make a fool of herself and the ninth. Harrow didn’t want this to happen in public because Gideon saying dumb shit makes Harrow dream of kissing her under the moonlight and what if someone else saw her lust after Griddle?

The third and final reason is because she was scared that Gideon’s weird and slightly off putting personality would attract all the hoes and she simply couldn’t let that happen.

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some babies are from hell

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The editorial in this morning's Guardian is on point.

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[walking past the whorehouse with nothin but 2 Louisville dimes and a stinking silver penny to my name] Oh, I'll never get my chester polished at this rate! If only there were some way to acquire the cheddar... [looks up at the bank labeled BANK next to the whorehouse with a police officer outside the front doors fucking his horse in the mouth, and my eyes lock on the pistol he’s waving in the air] Well, well, well... if it ain't Lady Luck herself…

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there are so many long running american TV shows that are about like cia wives solving secret murders at a hospital for lawyers, and they all star the kind of white people you get from doing multigenerational bulldog husbandry

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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

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john waters no smoking psa