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Brutally Dragging the Signs…

…not for the sensitive

⚠️WARNING⚠️

🤬No one is safe in this post, don’t come for me!!🤬

Aries

- impulsive, gets too angry over small things then expects everyone to just…take it?

Taurus

- emotionally unstable, uses unhealthy outlets to solve problems

Gemini

-fake as shit, next

Cancer

- emotionally manipulates everyone by playing the victim

Leo

- competitive asshole, always wants to be superior but is never satisfied, insecure but won’t admit it

Virgo

- nitpicky about shit no one cares about, even the Virgo doesn’t care they just wanna complain

Libra

- superficial, people pleaser

Scorpio

- actual sociopath, if you know you know

Sagittarius

-never owns up to wrong doings, god complex (not as bad as Aries but bad)

Capricorn

- their way or the highway, craves social validation even if they say they don’t

Aquarius

- selfish, doesn’t think about others feelings because they’re messy with their own emotions

Pisces

- sensitive to the point where you can’t win, very manipulative, very good liars

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Virgo: What is your biggest weakness?

Pisces: I’m vague.

Virgo: Can you give me an example?

Pisces: Yeah.

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Some of you have never asked your crush what their zodiac sign is so you can look up your compatibility and it shows.

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

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If you feel personally victimized by the mistreatment of Fangs Fogerty in Season 2 episode 20-21 raise your hand

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Veronica: If your house was on fire, and you could only take one thing, what would it be?

Cheryl: A nap.

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Noteworthy points:

- the lips - the hair - the smirk that obviously says that he knows he’s better - the hoodie peeking out of the Serpent Jacket - the tattoo - Sweet Pea

I want one

Someone get me one

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Imagine

Y/n:What about his face? Why does he look at me like that?

Sweet Pea:*murderous gaze*

Jughead:Oh, he likes you.

Y/n:And what is his face when he doesn’t like someone?

Jughead: Don’t even ask.

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everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

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i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

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please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

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Jordan Connor’s thighs.

Reblog if you agree.

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Jughead: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Sweet Pea: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?

Fangs: I lay those out for you, Sweet Pea.

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cough syrup (acoustic) // young the giant

life’s too short to even care at all, oh

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If I could find a way to see this straight I’d run away

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teacher: um reggie can you read number 23 for the class?

reggie: no i cannot

reggie: what up i’m reggie, i’m 15 and i never learned how to fucking read