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Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

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I love how they invented the penny farthing bicycle and it was super unstable and dangerous and then FINALLY they realized “wait. Why don’t we just make the wheels the same fucking size???” And thus the “safety bicycle” (aka a normal fucking bike) was born

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there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

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this is the only thing that's been on my mind these days

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I literally just realized something

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I assume anyone with that fucking flag on their car/shirt/whatever is racist or at least ignorant.

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@ baby witches

As I’m making a post about fire witches, I’d like to remind my baby witches out there:

You do not have to work directly with fire.

As someone who has fire-related triggers to PTSD, I can reassure you that you can work with the energies of fire without having to deal with fire itself. Fire, along with any other element, has its own correspondences. All that matters is your intent. 

So the sun? Fire energy. Chili peppers? Fire energy. Those lil electric candles you can get at the dollar store? Fire energy. 

Don’t put yourself at risk for anxiety and any other attack because you think you need to be in the direct presence of actual fire for a ritual.

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vanilla ice: Lord DIO, I’m afraid you have misheard young Giorno. He actually says there’s mobsters under his bed. *under the bed* mista: Eyyyyy pally what’s da big idea?? abbacchio: Turn out dat light. I’m sleepin’ ‘ere. narancia: BADA BING BADA BOOM! fugo: FUGGEDABOUT IT.

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you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

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Who wants to hear my new hex idea lol

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Do you ever just cry over a firbolg and a baby Pegasus quietly eating berries?

Because I do

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[id: the image is of a grey blue firbolg, with no name, but known as bud. He has wild long brown hair, and a cloak made of leaves. He is sitting criss-cross with a baby Pegasus in his lap, he is shading barries with it. The Pegasus is lightly crying. The atmosphere is peaceful. End id]

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this is my life summed up in one conversation

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*adjusts Victorian shirt* What do you mean? *writes poetry with an expensive fountain pen* Am I really  *drinks Absinthe* too dramatic?! *flings herself on a 19th century chaise lounge* Don’t be ridiculous!