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the wifi is so fucked how am I gonna reblog tumblr posts if the internet keeps crashing..

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*perched a top a roof, the wind howling* only one person can keep tumblr safe *stands up* and it ain't me *leaves*

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loser core exists because i exist

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dudes be named max but be doing the minimum 💔

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I wish my diecast collection could just teleport to me anywhere I go in the world like an in-game Minecraft pet

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Two women walked by my bus stop, the older one carrying a very long squash (at least 3 feet) that had a short bulbous bit on one end. I called out "you have a lovely squash!" and she said "Yeah, it's a guitar!" and pretended briefly to play it like one, and then pointed to her companion and told me she grew it. Delightful interaction.

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one of us had to go to the bathroom cause he needed to shit so bad (we’d played at least 3 rounds already), and he was afk for so long that he accumulated 20 cards, then a bot called Carmel replaced him LMFAOO. He started cooking lowk and all of us got shat on

Roblox uno w the friendgroup at 1 am is so fucking funny when you can’t make a sound cause everyone else is asleep

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Roblox uno w the friendgroup at 1 am is so fucking funny when you can’t make a sound cause everyone else is asleep

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Something that burns me alive every time I hear it is “If you don’t have kids, who will take care of you when you’re old?” A child is not a retirement plan. A child is not an advanced directive or a nursing home or a home health aid. A child is not a reliable caregiver you have to groom into shape for 40 years. Hell, you might be a caregiver to your child for the rest of your life. Even if they’re born healthy and happy, they could get hit by a car and have massive brain damage at any point in their life. Do not have a kid solely so you can depend on them. That is a fucking evil reason to have kids.

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anyone else get stomachaches when they get excited or is it just me?

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