Please don't expect anything out of me, I just kinda do whatever I want on here and for some reason people like it. 25 . Transman . he/him/his My friends call me the dragon --- ---
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got hacked. all better!
#don't use this account so I'm deactivating it#just so it's still here#i'm over at theselfmadeprince if you wanna see me barely here
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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
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if wishes were fishes. or retroactive protection. whichever.
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i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level
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i think humanity’s love affair with the sea is perhaps the sexiest thing about us
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