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Huge bummer that I have to be an adult and go to work and have responsibilities and I can’t just stay home and binge read the pairing in one sitting

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executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

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Every time my beloved and I are driving folks around we end up needing to explain the myth of Cassandra.

You see, Cassandra was a devotee of the god Apollo. Apollo wanted to smash real bad and blessed her with the gift of prophecy. But Cassandra did not return his feelings and Apollo was pissed. He couldn’t revoke a divine blessing but he added the condition that no one would ever believe her prophecies.

So that’s what we named our GPS. We disobey Cassandra at our peril. We may doubt or disbelieve her, but Cassandra always knows.

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my biggest flex is that i fit so many lesbian stereotypes without even trying:

-crushing on a straight girl? been there, done that, got the t-shirt three times

-strange queer codependent friendship when i was younger? done that as well (i got fake married to her with rings and everything and basically sat in her lap 24/7)

-falling for your (old) best friend? DONE THAT AS WELL

-mutual pining but too scared to make a move so you end up losing your chance? SAME PERSON AS ABOVE

-crushing on someone with a boyfriend? JUST RECENTLY DID THAT WITH THE EXACT. SAME. PERSON. AS. ABOVE.

-mean lesbian/rude bi duo?? basically describes my two closest friendships.

i read the gay agenda and i am determined to tick all the boxes off one by one.

someone contact sappho.

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i can’t wait to marry the love of my life

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It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

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I’m just a girl, beautiful women make my brain malfunction

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happy lesbian visibility week

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IMPORTANT: TUMBLR HAS MADE A DEAL WITH MIDJOURNEY/OPENAI.

YOUR ART AND IMAGES ON TUMBLR ARE BEING USED TO TRAIN AI MODELS.

The opt-in is automatic, but you can turn it off in settings.

Go to "Blog Settings" -> "Visibility" -> "Third-Party Sharing" and turn it off. (Visual example here.) You need to do this with every sideblog.

Spread the word. Everyone on Tumblr needs to know about this.

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My professor for LGBTQ studies just brought up this blog as an excellent resource for looking into lgbtq figures in history and today. And goddamn it's incredibly extensive and in-depth. great work!

Tell she/he/they that I love them and hope she/he/they is having a wonderful day.

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somehow i didn’t spontaneously combust when entering the vatican

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being a wlw isn’t just yearning… it’s also daydreaming and kicking my feet and thinking about being in a loving relationship.

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My fave pet of IKSW is when I was like omg it really seems like Rory is in love with Smith but that can’t be. But then I remember I was reading a Casey McQuiston book and the characters get to have logical and happy endings. Anyway Georgia and Summer are the best power couple. When summer says can I stand on the counter and Georgia is like oh hell yes let me help u up my beloved you are what sunshine looks like.

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The need to be held is extra strong today

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St. Petersburg Times (October 19, 1977)

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Demigirl is feeling like youre a different flavor of girl. Like fuck yeah im a spaghetti full of sauce

anon it might be because its 1am but this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten happy pride month