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no excuse i just wanted to draw pyronica
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I think the Billford ship makes Bill's perspective in Gravity falls really funny. Your boyfriend banishes you, you come back twenty years later to some weird little boy immediately demanding you go after Standford Pines aka your ex but it's not him it's his loser brother and then you get your ass beat by his great-niece and nephew who are literal children and then it happens again and then your ex finally comes back and you finally achieve godhood and you and him can finally have psychosexual mindgames together, and you finally get the ultimate privilege of being able to enter his mind again so you can become omnipotent and then it's his fucking loser brother again and then he fucking kills you.
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The majority of the Earth鈥檚 rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
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i was inspired by how bill is written to change colors depending on his mood
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For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.
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every single member of the pines family EXCEPT dipper would date a lovecraftian monster.
Ford is self explanatory
Stan would, so long as they laughed at his jokes and were sufficiently attractive. A hard ask either way.
Mabel just likes going on dates for fun! She鈥檚 just a girl! If a cute eldrich horror asks her out, who is she to say no.
Soos dated a video game.
This drives dipper insane.
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