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Tongue wrestling partner 😜😍

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😍😍😍😍

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Softie 😍

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The size difference really kills me 😍😍

The Size Of a Man’s Hand

Someone asked me to do a post on size comparison between our fave boys, and I decided to go with:

comparing Armie’s HANDS to various parts of Tim’s BODY.

They say the size of a man’s hand is indicative to the measurement of his dick? Or was that the size of his feet? Oh well, whichever we go with it’s clear that the pepsi bottle is an accurate nickname.

Comparison to: Tim’s Hand

Comparison to: Tim’s Upper Arm

Comparison to: Tim’s Shoulder

Comparison to: Tim’s Forearm

Comparison to: Tim’s Foot

Comparison to: Tim’s Neck and Face

Comparison to: Tim’s Torso

BONUS:

Feet to Feet Comparison

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BAhahahaha

Mwahahahha!

Timmy: (pointing to Armie) “He’s my lover! Bahahhahahah!!!”

Armie: “I sucked his dick…on film! Hahahahahaha”

Timmy: “He’s my stallion and I ride him as such! Mwahahahahahhahhah”

Armie: “He has the cutest and softest little feetsies I’ve ever kissed.”

Timmy: “He knows my body better than anyone else!”

Armie: “His  semen has rejuvenating properties!”

Timmy: “We had sex in the car on the way here! AAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha!”

Elizabeth Debicki: (mouth hanging open)  “I’m just…I think I hear Spike Lee calling me. Yes Spike…!??!” throws her drink in the air, hitches up her skirt and literally runs away as quickly as possible.

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How To Enjoy a Delicious Bowl of Fruit Salad (the scientific and culinary merits of eating healthy)

This post was inspired by my fellow fruit salad enthusiast @maraskolnikova, and nutritional observer @isitandwonder. Remember darling…a fruit salad a day keeps the sexual frustrations away….

I come from a place where it’s always sunny, and tropical fruits are in abundance. So of course, a delicious bowl of mixed fruits lightly tossed with your dressing of choice is a daily indulgence.

So, in order to be able to fully enjoy a daily bowlful of delicious chopped tropical fruits, tossed, squished and mixed together in thick, creamy dressing…one must first exert some physical energy in order to build one’s appetite. The best way to do this of course, is to climb a coconut tree 🌴🥥

As you can see, climbing a coconut tree is NOT as easy as it looks. You need strong core muscles to be able to hoist yourself up that tall tree, strong arm muscles to make sure you’re clinging on for dear life…and last but not least, strong inner thigh muscles so you can wrap you legs around that thick trunk, enough to ensure that you don’t fall off whilst gyrating and shimmying up and down that tree.

Once you’ve built up sufficient sweat, it’s time to chow down. Making a bowl of fruit salad is mostly just preference…whatever fruits are your favorites…use them. Here’s a recipe for one of my go-to, must-have, daily dose of vitamins and nutritional goodness.

BANANAS 🍌 - use the ones that are ripe, but still firm, so it’s already sweet enough to eat but can withstand some rough handling. Choose the size of the banana to fit your appetite, but any unused ones that have been peeled and chopped may be stored in the freezer for later use to make a banana smoothie

PEACHES 🍑 - this particular fruit is soft, juicy and sweet, so handle with care…you don’t want to end up with juice running all over the place, it’s a sticky mess that you’ll likely have to lick your way out of. Again, you wanna go with the ‘ripe but still firm’ motto, any squishiness and you’re just as likely to end up with more juice than meat

MELONS 🍈 - I luuuuuuurve melons…watermelons, rock melons, cantaloupes, honeydew melons just to name a few. It’s so luscious, more juicy than the peach…with just the right amount of sweetness (depends on the type) to make your mouth water. Since melons are generally larger than…say, peaches…you can really get your money’s worth out of a single melon than that of a peach

MANGOES - it’s the king of all tropical fruits, highly seasonal, and comes in all shapes and sizes. For those who are not fortunate enough to live in a tropical country…I would guess putting your hand on one of these babies might come at a high price. But if you do somehow manage to grab one for yourself…you’re surely in for an epic treat. Sadly, as you can see…today I’m out of mangoes so unfortunately, we won’t be using those

CHERRIES 🍒 - such precious little gems, I love them. I love how you can practically put the whole fruit in your mouth…heck, you can even put two in your mouth without any problem at all. Hence, you tend to be greedy and just want more and more. Juicy and red, staining your lips as you suck down on these pretty little morsels…toss 1-2 handfuls (sans pit) in the bowl and you’ve reached fruit salad perfection

DRESSING - again, it’s mostly preference. Some just like to toss the fruits lightly with plain yoghurt with a light dash of lemon juice…some want to add a little sweetness and stickiness to the mix by adding honey…go wild, be creative…just make sure the dressing doesn’t overwhelm the flavors of the fruits

Chop the fruits and toss everything together with the dressing and voila…a bowl of heavenly fruit salad…to be consumed straight away at the peak of its sweetness and juiciness…where all the fruits are perfectly melded together but still retaining their individual flavors, creating a symphony of taste in your mouth that will have you panting for more

Enjoy lovelies! The best way to get your daily nutritional intake of vitamins and minerals…stay healthy charmie-ers 😁❤️✌🏼

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Hi! Could you make the scene in which Oliver is looking outside the window in Bergamo brighter? Thanks!

Sure I’ll try and post it today if not tomorrow for sure

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Hello there 😍

A Tribute to Armie Hammer’s Ass 016/ I wouldn’t necessarily call this a study of perfection moving in slow motion, but I mean. I guess I could call it that. Also, just… excuse me?

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Beautiful captains 😍

Captain and co-captain  of SS Charmie

📸: Tyler 😉

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Prodigy or not it doesn't really matter. He is a diamond in the rough and gets better after film after film..I may be biased but i have a certain fondness for actors who crawled their way up from the mud...and Armie is a perfect example of that..#justsaying

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I'm just mesmerized with this beautiful human....

Armie Hammer is..... unreal.

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And here we go again....🙄😬

🤔🤨🙈

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😲😜😌

I feel the only idiot to having just found out Armie smacked Timmy's ass here. 🤧

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Almost done babe… don’t you dare touch the ribbons

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Are you saying what I think you’re saying?

I know you know what this little shit said next 😉

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Bros pose