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...because you're worth it!

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Gay men will marry the crap out of your girlfriend. They are NOT playing.

"Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends" 

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This exists. The world makes sense again.

If Popular Songs Were Shakespearean Sonnets

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Lube..lots an lots of lube.

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A weekend spent watching both Iron Man and Back to the Future trilogies…achievement unlocked.

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Sobering Statistics: 100% of babies die in their lifetime. The number one cause of death is birth. No one has successfully avoided death, not even Jesus.

Everything That Will Kill You, from A to Z

Does EVERYTHING cause cancer?

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10 True Things About Being Kinky

10. Her sissy’s Daddy’s ex-baby girl’s owner’s girlfriend’s Master is a real person.

9. The correct reaction to “..and then she totally kicked me in the nuts” is “Yay!”

8. I hate that so much I cum like crazy.

7. Weekly conversations that end with, “I think that might be fucked up.”

6. He really wanted to do something special for her birthday, so he rented a windowless panel van.

5. Please ask for permission before cutting someone’s arm and peeing into their wound.

4. I was so tied up this weekend. With hemp. From the ceiling.

3. 50 Shades of Grey is an abomination…because of consent issues.

2. While active in the scene, if you think about all of your sex partners, and all of their partners, and their partner’s partners, you will realize that you have fucked yourself Kevin Bacon style.

1. Eventually you will meet someone for the first time that you have already seen naked.

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Yes.

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Frustration, A Brief Overview

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Super friendly neighbors!

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The Uterus: A Once-A-Month Diagram

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Just one of those days.

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What happens when I get to cook AND clean AND get snuggles. (Illustration: Hyperbole and a Half)

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The big question of the day-to Labor Day BBQ or not to Labor Day BBQ.

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What does it mean?!

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I know this baby's feels, bro.

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Don't wait until 2am and sneak up on them. You'll be like, "I'm wearing gloves!" and they'll be like, "Again?!"

First Aid/CPR trainer, on practicing CPR on loved ones