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Got inspired yesterday and even though it's a day late... #internationalwomensday #fridakahlo #gouache #paint #painting #gouachepainting #watercolorpainting #holbien #watercolor #art #fridakahloart #women #artist #famousartist #rose #flower #frida #kahlo #pink

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Black & Red! I was inspired to make a painting just with black and red and here we are. Made with Mijello mission gold watercolor paints. #watercolorpainting #watercolorart #poppies #flower #flowerpainting #red #black #paint #painting #art #wip #flowers

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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@double-0-8 the struggle is real

when you try to draw a complicated pose but it just ends up looking like this

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playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defense from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

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Action

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Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago

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me studying:

writes down 3 words

checks twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat and vine

changes song

gets snacks

sneezes

contemplates life

loses place in notes

falls asleep

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2008-2011: the meme renaissance

2012-2013: meme shaming, memeing not condoned by the public and is considered unforgivable

2014-: the second meme renaissance, memeing is once again in style , the world is at peace

2015: The meme industrial era. Business is booming with the recent implementation of the new, globally accepted currency, the crisp meme buck. Pepes, which were previously considered to be rare commodities are now being manufactured and distributed at astonishing rates.

2016-???? Predictions: according to this logic, the great meme depression is just around the corner with this mass production of pepes and pepes being bought and traded on margin, economic downfall is imminent. i'd recommend storing your memes in a safe place and stockpiling them. Soon rare pepes will loose all their rarity and the GMD will start

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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

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• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

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“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

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Typical School Spending 💵

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this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

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This blog is Pro-Tubbs

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