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me on a date: so....how do you feel about dogs...?
them: great :) i have one actually!
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:c'mon hurry we have to go to your house right now
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I don't wish I lived in a different era of greater inequality etc etc, but I do wish life was more simplistic like it used to be
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its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy
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PLEASE DONT REPLACE ME OK PLEASE DONT EVER DO THAT TO ME CAUSE SEVERAL TIMES PEOPLE DID AND IT REALLY HURT ME AND I DONT EVER WANNA FEEL SO WORTHLESS AGAIN
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