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this was a historical moment in television

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

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Can I get to know you

I don’t recommend it

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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nothing makes me feel dumber than being introduced to a boardgame with more than three rules

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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do you ever walk into a piece of media already convinced which character you'll be obsessed with (based on your usual tastes and how the fandom portrays them) and then when you actually get into it some random motherfucker clocks you in the jaw instead and you're left like ???????? really??????? we're blorboing THAT one????

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this is frying me so bad

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Lol