sweetzness
Whimsy!
Hi I'm Sweetz. I'm not a penguin for real but strive to be as brave, strong, and loyal as a penguin as I interact with the world around me all while being just a little bit ridiculous.
Here you'll find things that make me smile, laugh and think. I hope you'll do the same!Life is short. Don't forget the sparkles!!
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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
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in 2020 this hits all the sweet bitter and sour notes. Well played
when it’s november 1st
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ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes
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Ok hear me out but like, this bunny looks kinda different to me? idk something about it is just off. don’t yell at me I’m just giving my opinion
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If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
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