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when you’ve been thwarted once again in a test of mercantile wits

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.
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I found a pic of cosplayers acting out the jeep scene from mgsv and its ruining my life
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did you know in Bulgaria we don’t really have valentines b/c its a new western thing, instead we have ‘trifon zarazan’ day where couples get drunk together
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Which Ancient Greek Philosopher are you? Tell us in the tags. Or don’t.
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Behold, MUMPO, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE CHILD.
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Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
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May your 1st apartment be your sanctuary
● no rodents or bugs
● no noisy neighbors
● no burglaries
● no mold in the air ducts or leaky faucets
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