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Trying to hornypost but my writer's instincts take over and next thing I know I'm worldbuilding

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Anything is possible if you fudge the alien biology enough

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two friends hanging out

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meat

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Machine That Makes It All Better

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since they’re on Earth, do the Transformers celebrate pride? Do they even know what LGBTQIA means?

Happy Pride :>

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its pride month you know what that means

bumblebee, on maybe-conjunxing that evil guy youre dating

first prev next

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I've been thinking about Tarn vs whoever of the DJD managed to get away with looking up organic porn on the Peaceful Tyranny's main computer and not get caught

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Every time I see a car with rear lights that have an 'x' shape bulb it always makes me think of 'x' shaped pasties

I'm sure this relates to transformers in some way

your mind........ 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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D-16 after he gets paired with every single Optimus Prime at once.

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local science experiment that came back wrong is looking for a good dicking!!! this will not fix him but surely we can try!!

this oc and more will be on my artfight :>

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Tarn memory loss AU (head injury -> memory reverts to pre-empurata Damus). While I do love the idea of an innocent, naive, can-do-no-wrong Damus, what if I headcanon him as a little freak?

The DJD horrifies him, but there is something else... a note of joy... and that horrifies him much, much more.

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I have a fun idea for the Lost Light coterie. A human got scared by a unfriendly/threatening bot, but instead of just avoiding the bot, they give them peace offering. It was; in fact, a handmade plushie of the bot. Well...Word got around, and now there is a competition on who can get the most plushies. Primus help them if they spot their human cuddling a plushie of them.

As Jenny Nicholson once said, I am all about a plushie-based economy 👏

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starscream having a hot girl summer

(friend of mine inspired me to draw starscream in a bikini hehehe)

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Thinkn bout the inherent transness of mechs. To have both your job and life defined by this thing that both is and isn’t your body, that strips down your most detailed features but retain your posture and mannerisms within…what I’m saying is I should definitely be trusted with the big pink sparkly robot with uncannily graceful features and a gockpit- I mean cockpit that feels strangely organic in texture

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mech pilot emerging from the fugue state of combat who has to become passably human again before speaking to the press about the mission, so her handler has to come aboard and retrain her

and it’s horny and they’re all trans including the mech