swiftadrift
swiftadrift
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swiftadrift · 24 minutes ago
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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swiftadrift · 24 minutes ago
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girl unhinge ur jaw
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swiftadrift · 26 minutes ago
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mutual aid is not a crime!
federal officials and the new york post are going after LA based groups who are supporting immigrants and protesters. now more than ever, pls consider donating to local grassroots organizations in LA providing mutual aid:
operation healthy hearts
unión del barrio
all power books venmo: allpowerbooks
ktown for all venmo: ktownforall
midnight books venmo: midnightbooks562
frontline medics venmo: resistcarebloc
community self defense coalition la
coalition for humane immigrant rights (CHIRLA)
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swiftadrift · 26 minutes ago
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swiftadrift · 29 minutes ago
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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swiftadrift · 3 hours ago
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WAIT
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swiftadrift · 6 hours ago
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A series
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swiftadrift · 10 hours ago
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Justin posted the 1956 house he and his wife bought in Jasper, Indiana. It is a complete time capsule. Absolutely NOTHING has been updated or touched.  
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Everything is still here- look at the appliances. All original. This is not like the classy expensive updated mid century homes we’ve seen before. 
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The furniture has to be the original pieces and sets the previous owners bought. 
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The wall hangings are aged.
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This is an interesting piece, this bar. 
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Look at the bathroom- pink fixtures.
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Those lamps!
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The master bath has a yellow tub and fixtures.
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A 2nd bdm. Even the bedding is vintage.
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And, this bath has blue Fixtures. Wow, I would definitely keep them.
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More cool lamps and original furniture in the knotty pine family room. 
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Wow, look at the built-ins in the office.
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The lower floor.
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The basement is cool- look at that floor! And, the TV. The bar is classic. I wonder if they were leaving any of this.
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Off the rec room is a 2nd kitchen. A pink fridge!
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And, there’s this room, too. Look at the stone wall.
for the love of old houses
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swiftadrift · 13 hours ago
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man my dad drank rubbing alcohol once in lieu of any other substances to abuse and buddy he was blind for 3 days and sick for longer than that
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swiftadrift · 18 hours ago
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I can't do much but maybe this will interest someone. This cookbook is by a classically trained autistic chef, made for people with sensory issues. It's sold 1/6th of its initial run because apparently no one wants to have an autistic person interviewed on TV.
Apparently it's also very funny.
Spread this around! I bet someone here can use this.
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swiftadrift · 19 hours ago
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I wonder what Hastie Lanyon Sr. would think of all the stuff going on at the Society. Not only the whole "respectable Henry Jekyll being wanted criminal Edward Hyde" thing but just...everything.
Like Robert gives him a rundown on everything thats been going on and Hastie is just REELING because what do you mean the most infamous mad scientist ever was actually alive, was brought into Jekyll's care, and basically spearheaded an entire campaign AGAINST Jekyll that was this close to putting the entire Society's future on the line? What do you mean another infamous mad scientist came to try and steal the other mad scientist's giant corpse homunculus and got burnt alive in the process? Oh, and I know I said "besides" the whole thing with J&H but you can't convince me that Hastie wouldn't be fucking losing his braincells over that considering that he holds Jekyll on a pedestal of responsibility and hardiness only to find out that he split an entire new person from his own soul out of nowhere who proceeded to go get into bar fights, have a ton of sex, and nearly burn down some part of London!!
And oh my god does he have to find out that his son is dating both Jekyll and Hyde now??? How does Robert even begin to explain that to him??? I know Hastie knew about Robert's escapades with OTHER boys in university but I'm not even sure if he ever suspected that Jekyll was one of said boys, much less expected that Jekyll himself was going to be getting back together with Robert fifteen years later. I'm not sure how he would feel knowing that Robert was also dating Hyde along with Jekyll.
Actually. Maybe Hastie is just never gonna find out. I dunno.
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swiftadrift · 19 hours ago
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🇺🇸recall of chicken fettuccine alfredo sold nationwide at kroger and walmart due to deadly listeria outbreak, multiple deaths reported🇺🇸
as a reminder, listeria can take months to cause illness after eating contaminated food.
it is currently unclear if a specific ingredient is contaminated or if there might be further recalls. I will update everyone when this information becomes available, and with any further updates. but if you have these in your fridge or freezer, clean and sanitize anything it may have touched, and keep an eye on your health.
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https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/freshrealm-recalls-chicken-fettuccine-alfredo-products-due-possible-listeria
WASHINGTON, June 17, 2025 – FreshRealm establishments in San Clemente, Calif., Montezuma, Ga., and Indianapolis, Ind., are recalling chicken fettuccine alfredo products that may be adulterated with an outbreak strain of Listeria monocytogenes (Lm), the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today. Out of an abundance of caution, the company is voluntarily recalling all products produced prior to June 17, 2025, that are available in commerce under the following brand names.
ALL lots of food produced before june 17 2025 are being recalled. if you have these in your fridge or freezer, you are affected.
The following ready-to-eat products were shipped to Kroger and Walmart retail locations nationwide [view labels]:     -32.8-oz. tray packages containing “MARKETSIDE GRILLED CHICKEN ALFREDO WITH FETTUCCINE Tender Pasta with Creamy Alfredo Sauce, White Meat Chicken and Shaved Parmesan Cheese” with best-by date 06/27/25 or prior. -12.3 oz. tray packages containing “MARKETSIDE GRILLED CHICKEN ALFREDO WITH FETTUCCINE Tender Pasta with Creamy Alfredo Sauce, White Meat
-Chicken, Broccoli and Shaved Parmesan Cheese” with best-by date 06/26/25 or prior. 12.5 oz. tray packages containing “HOME CHEF Heat & Eat Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo with pasta, grilled white meat chicken, and Parmesan cheese” with best-by date 06/19/25 or prior. 
The products bear the USDA mark of inspection on the product label as well as establishment numbers “EST. P-50784,” “EST. P-47770,” or “EST. P-47718” printed on the side of the packaging.
some emphasis mine. the brand names are marketside and home chef, sold nationwide by walmart and kroger. their packaging labels are at the top of this post.
FSIS and public health partners are investigating an outbreak of Lm that currently includes 17 ill people in 13 states. As of June 17, 2025, there have been three reported deaths and one fetal loss associated with this outbreak. The outbreak strain of Lm was isolated from ill people on dates ranging from August 2024 – May 2025. The same outbreak strain was isolated from a routine chicken fettuccine alfredo sample collected by FSIS in a FreshRealm establishment in March 2025.
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The subsequent investigations at the establishment that produced this product, and into the product ingredients, have not identified the source of contamination.
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This investigation is ongoing. FSIS is sharing what is currently known regarding products associated with the outbreak as the agency continues to work with public health partners to identify whether a specific ingredient in the chicken fettucine alfredo may be the source of this strain of Lm.
some emphasis mine. I cut out some parts about sick people confirming they ate chicken fettuccine alfredo. routine inspection linked a contaminated sample with cases of illness, and sick people were interviewed.
as of june 18 2025, there have been 17 cases of illness from 13 states linked to this outbreak. the true number of people sick is likely higher, and the number of states with currently linked illnesses does NOT represent all of where these products were sold. products were sold nationwide. reported illnesses were dated from august 2024 to may 2025. it can take months for listeria to cause illness, followed by weeks for an illness to be linked to an outbreak. there have been three deaths and one fetal loss, as listeriosis infection is especially dangerous during pregnancy.
the contaminated ingredient has not yet been identified and there may be further recalls related to this outbreak. I will update everyone when there is more information available, so check the notes or keep up with the FSIS USDA link.
Consumption of food contaminated with Lm can cause listeriosis, a serious infection that primarily affects older adults, persons with weakened immune systems, and pregnant women and their newborns. Less commonly, people outside these risk groups are affected. Listeriosis can cause fever, muscle aches, headache, stiff neck, confusion, loss of balance and convulsions sometimes preceded by diarrhea or other gastrointestinal symptoms. An invasive infection spreads beyond the gastrointestinal tract. In pregnant women, the infection can cause miscarriages, stillbirths, premature delivery or life-threatening infection of the newborn. In addition, serious and sometimes fatal infections in older adults and people with weakened immune systems. Listeriosis is treated with antibiotics. People in the higher-risk categories who experience flu-like symptoms within two months after eating contaminated food should seek medical care and tell the health care provider about eating the contaminated food.
some emphasis mine. it can take up to TWO FUCKING MONTHS for listeria to cause illness, and that illness can be deadly. listeriosis is treatable with antibiotics. please seek medical attention if you are high risk, have eaten the recalled chicken fettuccine, and experience any suspicious symptoms up to two months after eating it. in some cases antibiotics may be prescribed before potential symptoms show up.
FSIS is concerned that some products may be in consumers’ refrigerators or freezers. Consumers who have purchased these products are urged not to consume them. These products should be thrown away or returned to the place of purchase.
return them or throw them out!
for more information, check the recall announcement.
and if you experience any issues with food in the united states, PLEASE report it. US or not, reporting issues with food saves lives.
stay safe and take care!
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swiftadrift · 19 hours ago
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I need y'all to watch this clip
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swiftadrift · 19 hours ago
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swiftadrift · 20 hours ago
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swiftadrift · 22 hours ago
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swiftadrift · 23 hours ago
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What's gonna be left of the world if you're not in it?
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