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next year they should add a category for the audience to vote on to elect someone to get punched in the face on stage

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my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time

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Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on

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made a realisation that if you have one awkward interaction no one actually cares and you don't have to like. kill yourself. do other people know about this

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love that will smith has been a meme for loving and defending his wife at an award show twice now. the ultimate wife guy.

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quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)

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I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip

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Fucked up how this is true

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God y’all so boring about the Will Smith slapping Chris. “Violence is wrong” what is this a church? Fucking lay his ass out him next time, Will. Let Jada get a kick in too.

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thank you. god bless you

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"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

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WILL SMITH slapping CHRIS ROCK at the 94th Annual Academy Awards (March 27th, 2022).