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In my Eras era. 💅

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Meet me at midnight…

…for the Lavender Haze music video premiere (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

taylor.lnk.to/lavenderhazemusicvideo

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pedro pascal stans post a picture and be like “sugar daddy🥵 dilf 🥵dom😫 spit in my mouth🥺 punch me in the stomach 🥵yes sir im your whore🥵” and its a picture of a man who looks like he would make it to the quarter finals of the great british bakeoff and then lose. 

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Girl what the fuck is Korfball

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"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.

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BOTOX IS EVIL FILLER IS EVIL “LIFT” IS EVIL FAT REMOVAL IS EVIL COSMETIC SURGERY IS EVIL ITS FUCKING EVIL ANTI-AGING IS EVIL ITS EVIL ITS EVIL  LET THE FLESH SUBMIT ITSELF TO GRAVITY 

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The Mandalorian S02E08 Chapter 16 The Rescue

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So weird that almost everyone you miss is only a phone call away. I’d call you but I can’t

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Alpha in position.

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plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

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cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

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for a healthier option, Lover will be out august 23.

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i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

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you ever see a fictional man and think. i am sooooooooo normal about him. but youre lying bc no youre not

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ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body