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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

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"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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A CINDERELLA STORY (2004) Dir. Mark Rosman

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the scariest thing about the generative AI thing is how quickly people have accepted it as an indefinite, irrevocable part of their reality. people have genuinely convinced themselves that ChatGPT is the only solution to most tasks - tasks they did with their own brain without any large effort two years ago. like you know damn well all of us used to write emails ourselves why are we pretending like this is an impossible task to do with your own two hands. what's with the fucking. AI revisionism. i feel like i am going insane.

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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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love it when actors are together in something that changes the course of their lives forever and then they cannot be normal about each other if it killed them. tumblrina behaviour.

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you are so full of yourself lol

if you fucked with yourself even 10% as much as i fuck with myself, that wouldn’t bother you the way it does. work on that.

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Fearless Tour (2009–2010) // The Eras Tour (2023-2024)

Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won't see That I want and I'm needing Everything that we should be I sit and watch you reading with your head low I wake and watch you breathing with your eyes closed I sit and watch you, I notice everything you do or don't do You're so much older and wiser 

insp post by @shouldntbeaskingmyselfwhy