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The Onion continues to never miss

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Pots and Pans by Anthony Brault

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Fan art by Ami Thompson

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

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It can actually only be called "misleading" if it was the author's deliberate intention to mislead the audience. If the author had no intention to lead you to the wrong conclusion, and you simply arrived at one all by yourself, it's just sparkling Your Lack Of Reading Comprehension.

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I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

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having one good friend can change the whole trajectory of your life for the better. if you haven’t found your people yet, may they find you soon

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hecate

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe