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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with "you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you." and contained insults like "moldy sock" and threats like "i'll steal your kneecaps". all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.

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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine

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how i feel whenever someone leaves something dumb as hell in the notes/ask box of my mutual

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@multifandommadman BRO

Shoutout to this wall in the digital circus

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"op is a weird sex freak" okay yayyyy :)

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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its crazy how if you just stand around in a big enough group, cops will show up and start to gas you. that sounds like a joke. i would put that in a cartoon.

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hi i have no one understands me disorder. in order to get accomodations and government assistance, i have to get them to understand me. i also have easily confused disorder, which means i need to do a lot of confusing paperwork. am i in hell.

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fallout new Vegas has the funniest protagonist ever?? the other games are like 'you're from a vault looking for your dad!' or 'you're a dad looking for your lost baby!' and then FNV rocks up with 'brain-damaged gunshot victim claws out of a grave and sprints towards Vegas' like???? girl what is happening in Nevada

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot