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Hello ghesties!

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happy pride month to the bi cowboy boyfriends <3

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the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

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*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

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© Daniel Melin

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Ghost

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I’m sensitive and the world is mean

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Aesthetic Moodboards // “No Ordinary Girl” from H2O: Just Add Water

The world’s my oyster, I’m the pearl.

(requested by anonymous)

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oh. maybe. maybe this it. maybe that’s the problem.

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shoutout to a muppet christmas carol, the only adaptation brave enough to make charles dickens blue and give him a boyfriend, played by a rat. visionary

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A Glamorous 1960s Couple Dining at The Ground Floor inside the CBS skyscraper.

Photographer: Horn & Griner

GQ, November 1st, 1966

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i was born in the wrong generation. i want to do so many qualuudes that i cant crawl out of the conversation pit

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5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

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The boroughs of New York City ranked by how feminist their names are

1. Queens. Needs no explanation

2. Brooklyn (a girl’s name, according to my experience with the Sims 4 name randomizer)

3. The Bronx. Bron sounds like brawn but of course physical strength does not have to be associated with either men or women. So um. Its going in the middle

4. Staten Island

5. Manhattan. Literally has man in the name

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Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

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It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.